WAIT! Before you fill out the form, ask yourself a question: Am I selling ANY product or service? If so, DO NOT fill out the form. No matter how desperately you want me to buy what you’re selling, I WON’T. EVER. Your message will go unanswered, and you’ll irritate me and waste my time (which is the worst sales tactic ever) and yours. So move along. Nothing to see here.