New band names usually bubble up spontaneously. For instance, my friend Andrew sent me a text in which he inadvertently thumbed the numeral 9 instead of the @ symbol. His next text said, “Disregard the 9.” Thus a new band name was born.
If you’d like to play, use the hashtag #NewBandName when posting or tweeting your contribution.
Below is a partial list of #NewBandNames friends and I have come up with over the last couple of years. Enjoy!
- A Chaos of Tiny Things
- A Good Lamp
- A Sudden Hair
- A Violent Game of Spoons
- Aggressive Pedestrian Eye Contact
- Algorithm of Ecumenical
- All the Suddens
- Ancient Hebraic Lemonade
- Anderson Cooper Eyeroll
- Arrows and Bras
- Assassinology
- Bag of Ropes
- Balloon Schrapnel
- Bananas and Coffee
- Barking Soybeans
- Big Guy in a Little Shirt
- Biologically Improbable
- Born Old
- Box the Knots
- Caffeine & Gristle
- Calculus of Despair
- Cheese and Soap
- Chicken Pandas
- Chunky Lighter Fluid
- Clawless Mauling
- Coffee Puppets
- Compact Baby
- Cootie Stew
- CowKid
- Cycle of Sadness
- Dad in Allergy
- Decomposition Stew
- Deconstructed Guacamole
- Deep Megalomania
- Delightful Meatballs
- Dessert Peanut
- Disregard the 9
- Disregard the Goat
- Divine Sugar Daddy
- Drowning in Mannequins
- Droxing While Intivocated (DWI)
- Drunken Hot Flash
- Ecclesiastical Badminton
- Educated Platelets
- empty five
- Exercise = Bacon
- Extraordinary Melon
- Failed Mime
- Filled with Spoons
- Fishbowl Otter
- Four Angry Adjectives
- Freedestination
- Giant Bag of Disappointment
- Give Your Duck to Me
- Glass of Doubts
- Goat-toothed Waitress
- Gordon the Outside
- Gory Pancakes
- gpt smuyis
- Gratuitous Vowels
- Greasy Evil and the Birthday Girl
- Groovious
- Grumble of Pugs
- Grumpy Buddha
- Grumpy Tool
- Guardian Drink Angel
- Happy Faces of Destruction
- Haunting Munsters
- High Girls and Mike
- Hi-Ya Depravity
- Homicide on Friday
- Hot Slobber
- Hymen of Pflegm
- I Called You Mustard
- I Love Fub
- I Punched Your Bagel
- I Sense Dill
- idiosyncratic coding acumen
- Inspirational Ghost
- Irrandom
- Justin Beiber’s Monkey
- Loaded with Eyes
- Magic Mom Spit
- Mancandiness
- Manly Firmness
- Meat Facial
- Meatcandy
- Medication Situation
- Namaste Blah Blah Blah
- NATO Potato
- Neuroticism
- Not B, but b
- Occasional Gorilla
- Pagan and Backwards
- Pansy-Ass Hail
- Parade of Mysteries
- Partying in a Mortuary
- Peasant of Plot
- Phantom Buzz
- Pickle Burn
- Pieces of Foot
- Pig Station
- Porn of Absurdity
- Pretentious Facial Hair
- Pun Locker
- Purse Never Listens
- Quarter-Hearted
- Radial Obedience
- Reckless Eater
- Reluctangly
- Richard Nixon’s Taint
- Rocking the Hobo
- Rooster Virgin
- Russian Hedgehog
- Sacrificial Potato
- Sad Bacon
- Sausage Snob
- See Pi Tha
- Series One Ladle
- Shrinkled
- Sincerity of Cats
- Smoky Phlegm
- Smothering Love Manifesto
- Smelling to Music
- Spilm Feed
- Steampunk Emergency
- Strengthen Your Thumbs
- Striving Kills
- Stuff and People
- Stunt Bride
- SugarDirt
- Surprise Cantaloupe
- Surprise Uncle
- Susceptible to Gravity
- Swing Odd
- Tastes Like Thumb
- Teeny-weeny Giant
- Tell Me My Tell
- Tepid Meatballs
- The Begrudgingly Shout
- The Bugle Texture
- The Idea of Soup
- The Nasal Soundtrack
- The Nosesigh
- The Original Dan
- The Watermelon People
- The Whimsicles
- Tiny Space Sweat
- Tirade on the Stairs
- Tooty Soups
- Trafficking Mayonnaise
- Uncomfortable Synonyms
- Unnecessarily Enthusiastic
- Vague Respect
- Wafflehands
- Wedding Pudding
- Weird Sugar
- Wet Specimens
- Yeah That’s Yeah That’s Yeah
- Your Hobo
- You’re Dumb and I’m Sleepy
- YouWeGo
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