The New Band Name Game

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New band names usually bubble up spontaneously. For instance, my friend Andrew sent me a text in which he inadvertently thumbed the numeral 9 instead of the @ symbol. His next text said, “Disregard the 9.” Thus a new band name was born.

If you’d like to play, use the hashtag #NewBandName when posting or tweeting your contribution.

Below is a partial list of #NewBandNames friends and I have come up with over the last couple of years. Enjoy!

  1. A Good Lamp
  2. A Sudden Hair
  3. A Violent Game of Spoons
  4. Aggressive Pedestrian Eye Contact
  5. All the Suddens
  6. Anderson Cooper Eyeroll
  7. Arrows and Bras
  8. Assassinology
  9. Bag of Ropes
  10. Balloon Schrapnel
  11. Bananas and Coffee
  12. Barking Soybeans
  13. Big Guy in a Little Shirt
  14. Biologically Improbable
  15. Box the Knots
  16. Caffeine & Gristle
  17. Calculus of Despair
  18. Cheese and Soap
  19. Chunky Lighter Fluid
  20. Clawless Mauling
  21. Coffee Puppets
  22. Cootie Stew
  23. CowKid
  24. Dad in Allergy
  25. Decomposition Stew
  26. Deconstructed Guacamole
  27. Delightful Meatballs
  28. Dessert Peanut
  29. Disregard the 9
  30. Disregard the Goat
  31. Drowning in Mannequins
  32. Droxing While Intivocated (DWI)
  33. Ecclesiastical Badminton
  34. empty five
  35. Extraordinary Melon
  36. Failed Mime
  37. Filled with Spoons
  38. Fishbowl Otter
  39. Four Angry Adjectives
  40. Freedestination
  41. Giant Bag of Disappointment
  42. Give Your Duck to Me
  43. Glass of Doubts
  1. Goat-toothed Waitress
  2. Gordon the Outside
  3. Gory Pancakes
  4. Gratuitous Vowels
  5. Greasy Evil and the Birthday Girl
  6. Groovious
  7. Grumble of Pugs
  8. Grumpy Buddha
  9. Grumpy Tool
  10. Guardian Drink Angel
  11. Happy Faces of Destruction
  12. Haunting Munsters
  13. High Girls and Mike
  14. Hi-Ya Depravity
  15. Homicide on Friday
  16. Hot Slobber
  17. I Called You Mustard
  18. I Love Fub
  19. I Punched Your Bagel
  20. ‪I Sense Dill
  21. idiosyncratic coding acumen
  22. Inspirational Ghost
  23. Irrandom
  24. Justin Beiber’s Monkey
  25. Magic Mom Spit
  26. Mancandiness
  27. Manly Firmness
  28. Meat Facial
  29. Meatcandy
  30. Medication Situation
  31. Namaste Blah Blah Blah
  32. NATO Potato
  33. Not B, but b
  34. Pansy-Ass Hail
  35. Peasant of Plot
  36. Phantom Buzz
  37. Pieces of Foot
  38. Porn of Absurdity
  39. Pretentious Facial Hair
  40. Pun Locker
  41. Purse Never Listens
  42. Quarter-Hearted
  43. Radial Obedience
  44. Reckless Eater
  1. Reluctangly
  2. Richard Nixon’s Taint
  3. Rocking the Hobo
  4. Rooster Virgin
  5. Russian Hedgehog
  6. Sacrificial Potato
  7. Sad Bacon
  8. See Pi Tha
  9. Series One Ladle
  10. Shrinkled
  11. Sincerity of Cats
  12. Smoky Phlegm
  13. Smothering Love Manifesto
  14. Spilm Feed
  15. Steampunk Emergency
  16. Strengthen Your Thumbs
  17. Stuff and People
  18. Stunt Bride
  19. SugarDirt
  20. Surprise Cantaloupe
  21. Surprise Uncle
  22. Susceptible to Gravity
  23. Swing Odd
  24. Tastes Like Thumb
  25. Teeny-weeny Giant
  26. Tell Me My Tell
  27. Tepid Meatballs
  28. The Begrudgingly Shout
  29. The Nosesigh
  30. The Original Dan
  31. The Watermelon People
  32. The Whimsicles
  33. Tiny Space Sweat
  34. Tooty Soups
  35. Trafficking Mayonnaise
  36. Uncomfortable Synonyms
  37. Unnecessarily Enthusiastic
  38. Vague Respect
  39. Wedding Pudding
  40. Weird Sugar
  41. Yeah That’s Yeah That’s Yeah
  42. Your Hobo
  43. You’re Dumb and I’m Sleepy
  44. YouWeGo

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