The New Band Name Game

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New band names usually bubble up spontaneously. For instance, my friend Andrew sent me a text in which he inadvertently thumbed the numeral 9 instead of the @ symbol. His next text said, “Disregard the 9.” Thus a new band name was born.

If you’d like to play, use the hashtag #NewBandName when posting or tweeting your contribution.

Below is a partial list of #NewBandNames friends and I have come up with over the last couple of years. Enjoy!

  • A Sudden Hair
  • All the Suddens
  • Arrows and Bras
  • Assassinology
  • Bag of Ropes
  • Balloon Schrapnel
  • Barking Soybeans
  • Biologically Improbable
  • Box the Knots
  • Calculus of Despair
  • Cheese and Soap
  • Clawless Mauling
  • Coffee Puppets
  • Cootie Stew
  • CowKid
  • Decomposition Stew
  • Deconstructed Guacamole
  • Delightful Meatballs
  • Dessert Peanut
  • Disregard the 9
  • Disregard the Goat
  • Drowning in Mannequins
  • Failed Mime
  • Filled with Spoons
  • Guardian Drink Angel
  • Giant Bag of Disappointment
  • Give Your Duck to Me
  • Goat-toothed Waitress
  • A Good Lamp
  • Gordon the Outside
  • Gory Pancakes
  • Gratuitous Vowels
  • Groovious
  • Grumble of Pugs
  • Grumpy Buddha
  • Grumpy Tool
  • Happy Faces of Destruction
  • Haunting Munsters
  • High Girls and Mike
  • I Called You Mustard
  • idiosyncratic coding acumen
  • I Love Fub
  • I Punched Your Bagel
  • Irrandom
  • ‪I Sense Dill
  • Justin Beiber’s Monkey
  • Magic Mom Spit
  • Meat Facial
  • Meatcandy
  • Pansy-Ass Hail
  • Peasant of Plot
  • Porn of Absurdity
  • Pun Locker
  • Purse Never Listens
  • Quarter-Hearted
  • Radial Obedience
  • Reluctangly
  • Richard Nixon’s Taint
  • Rocking the Hobo
  • Russian Hedgehog
  • Sacrificial Potato
  • Sad Bacon
  • See Pi Tha
  • Series One Ladle
  • Smoky Phlegm
  • Smothering Love Manifesto
  • Spilm Feed
  • Strengthen Your Thumbs
  • SugarDirt
  • Surprise Cantaloupe
  • Surprise Uncle
  • Swing Odd
  • Tell Me My Tell
  • The Nosesigh
  • The Original Dan
  • The Watermelon People
  • Tiny Space Sweat
  • Tooty Soups
  • Trafficking Mayonnaise
  • Uncomfortable Synonyms
  • Unnecessarily Enthusiastic
  • Vague Respect
  • Wedding Pudding
  • Weird Sugar
  • Yeah That’s Yeah That’s Yeah
  • Your Hobo
  • You’re Dumb and I’m Sleepy
  • YouWeGo

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