The New Band Name Game

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New band names usually bubble up spontaneously. For instance, my friend Andrew sent me a text in which he inadvertently thumbed the numeral 9 instead of the @ symbol. His next text said, “Disregard the 9.” Thus a new band name was born.

If you’d like to play, use the hashtag #NewBandName when posting or tweeting your contribution.

Below is a partial list of #NewBandNames friends and I have come up with over the last couple of years. Enjoy!

  1. A Chaos of Tiny Things
  2. A Good Lamp
  3. A Sudden Hair
  4. A Violent Game of Spoons
  5. Aggressive Pedestrian Eye Contact
  6. Algorithm of Ecumenical
  7. All the Suddens
  8. Ancient Hebraic Lemonade
  9. Anderson Cooper Eyeroll
  10. Arrows and Bras
  11. Assassinology
  12. Bag of Ropes
  13. Balloon Schrapnel
  14. Bananas and Coffee
  15. Barking Soybeans
  16. Big Guy in a Little Shirt
  17. Biologically Improbable
  18. Born Old
  19. Box the Knots
  20. Caffeine & Gristle
  21. Calculus of Despair
  22. Cheese and Soap
  23. Chicken Pandas
  24. Chunky Lighter Fluid
  25. Clawless Mauling
  26. Coffee Puppets
  27. Compact Baby
  28. Cootie Stew
  29. CowKid
  30. Cycle of Sadness
  31. Dad in Allergy
  32. Decomposition Stew
  33. Deconstructed Guacamole
  34. Deep Megalomania
  35. Delightful Meatballs
  36. Dessert Peanut
  37. Disregard the 9
  38. Disregard the Goat
  39. Divine Sugar Daddy
  40. Drowning in Mannequins
  41. Droxing While Intivocated (DWI)
  42. Drunken Hot Flash
  43. Ecclesiastical Badminton
  44. Educated Platelets
  45. empty five
  46. Exercise = Bacon
  47. Extraordinary Melon
  48. Failed Mime
  49. Filled with Spoons
  50. Fishbowl Otter
  51. Four Angry Adjectives
  52. Freedestination
  53. Giant Bag of Disappointment
  54. Give Your Duck to Me
  1. Glass of Doubts
  2. Goat-toothed Waitress
  3. Gordon the Outside
  4. Gory Pancakes
  5. gpt smuyis
  6. Gratuitous Vowels
  7. Greasy Evil and the Birthday Girl
  8. Groovious
  9. Grumble of Pugs
  10. Grumpy Buddha
  11. Grumpy Tool
  12. Guardian Drink Angel
  13. Happy Faces of Destruction
  14. Haunting Munsters
  15. High Girls and Mike
  16. Hi-Ya Depravity
  17. Homicide on Friday
  18. Hot Slobber
  19. Hymen of Pflegm
  20. I Called You Mustard
  21. I Love Fub
  22. I Punched Your Bagel
  23. ‪I Sense Dill
  24. idiosyncratic coding acumen
  25. Inspirational Ghost
  26. Irrandom
  27. Justin Beiber’s Monkey
  28. Loaded with Eyes
  29. Magic Mom Spit
  30. Mancandiness
  31. Manly Firmness
  32. Meat Facial
  33. Meatcandy
  34. Medication Situation
  35. Namaste Blah Blah Blah
  36. NATO Potato
  37. Neuroticism
  38. Not B, but b
  39. Occasional Gorilla
  40. Pagan and Backwards
  41. Pansy-Ass Hail
  42. Parade of Mysteries
  43. Partying in a Mortuary
  44. Peasant of Plot
  45. Phantom Buzz
  46. Pickle Burn
  47. Pieces of Foot
  48. Pig Station
  49. Porn of Absurdity
  50. Pretentious Facial Hair
  51. Pun Locker
  52. Purse Never Listens
  53. Quarter-Hearted
  54. Radial Obedience
  1. Reckless Eater
  2. Reluctangly
  3. Richard Nixon’s Taint
  4. Rocking the Hobo
  5. Rooster Virgin
  6. Russian Hedgehog
  7. Sacrificial Potato
  8. Sad Bacon
  9. Sausage Snob
  10. See Pi Tha
  11. Series One Ladle
  12. Shrinkled
  13. Sincerity of Cats
  14. Smoky Phlegm
  15. Smothering Love Manifesto
  16. Smelling to Music
  17. Spilm Feed
  18. Steampunk Emergency
  19. Strengthen Your Thumbs
  20. Striving Kills
  21. Stuff and People
  22. Stunt Bride
  23. SugarDirt
  24. Surprise Cantaloupe
  25. Surprise Uncle
  26. Susceptible to Gravity
  27. Swing Odd
  28. Tastes Like Thumb
  29. Teeny-weeny Giant
  30. Tell Me My Tell
  31. Tepid Meatballs
  32. The Begrudgingly Shout
  33. The Bugle Texture
  34. The Idea of Soup
  35. The Nasal Soundtrack
  36. The Nosesigh
  37. The Original Dan
  38. The Watermelon People
  39. The Whimsicles
  40. Tiny Space Sweat
  41. Tirade on the Stairs
  42. Tooty Soups
  43. Trafficking Mayonnaise
  44. Uncomfortable Synonyms
  45. Unnecessarily Enthusiastic
  46. Vague Respect
  47. Wafflehands
  48. Wedding Pudding
  49. Weird Sugar
  50. Wet Specimens
  51. Yeah That’s Yeah That’s Yeah
  52. Your Hobo
  53. You’re Dumb and I’m Sleepy
  54. YouWeGo

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