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The New Band Name Game

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New band names usually bubble up spontaneously. For instance, my friend Andrew sent me a text in which he inadvertently thumbed the numeral 9 instead of the @ symbol. His next text said, “Disregard the 9.” Thus a new band name was born.

If you’d like to play, use the hashtag #NewBandName when posting or tweeting your contribution.

Below is a partial list of #NewBandNames friends and I have come up with over the last couple of years. Enjoy!

  1. A Chaos of Tiny Things
  2. A Good Lamp
  3. A Sudden Hair
  4. A Violent Game of Spoons
  5. Aggressive Pedestrian Eye Contact
  6. Algorithm of Ecumenical
  7. All the Suddens
  8. Anderson Cooper Eyeroll
  9. Arrows and Bras
  10. Assassinology
  11. Bag of Ropes
  12. Balloon Schrapnel
  13. Bananas and Coffee
  14. Barking Soybeans
  15. Big Guy in a Little Shirt
  16. Biologically Improbable
  17. Born Old
  18. Box the Knots
  19. Caffeine & Gristle
  20. Calculus of Despair
  21. Cheese and Soap
  22. Chunky Lighter Fluid
  23. Clawless Mauling
  24. Coffee Puppets
  25. Compact Baby
  26. Cootie Stew
  27. CowKid
  28. Cycle of Sadness
  29. Dad in Allergy
  30. Decomposition Stew
  31. Deconstructed Guacamole
  32. Deep Megalomania
  33. Delightful Meatballs
  34. Dessert Peanut
  35. Disregard the 9
  36. Disregard the Goat
  37. Divine Sugar Daddy
  38. Drowning in Mannequins
  39. Droxing While Intivocated (DWI)
  40. Ecclesiastical Badminton
  41. Educated Platelets
  42. empty five
  43. Exercise = Bacon
  44. Extraordinary Melon
  45. Failed Mime
  46. Filled with Spoons
  47. Fishbowl Otter
  48. Four Angry Adjectives
  49. Freedestination
  50. Giant Bag of Disappointment
  51. Give Your Duck to Me
  1. Glass of Doubts
  2. Goat-toothed Waitress
  3. Gordon the Outside
  4. Gory Pancakes
  5. Gratuitous Vowels
  6. Greasy Evil and the Birthday Girl
  7. Groovious
  8. Grumble of Pugs
  9. Grumpy Buddha
  10. Grumpy Tool
  11. Guardian Drink Angel
  12. Happy Faces of Destruction
  13. Haunting Munsters
  14. High Girls and Mike
  15. Hi-Ya Depravity
  16. Homicide on Friday
  17. Hot Slobber
  18. Hymen of Pflegm
  19. I Called You Mustard
  20. I Love Fub
  21. I Punched Your Bagel
  22. ‪I Sense Dill
  23. idiosyncratic coding acumen
  24. Inspirational Ghost
  25. Irrandom
  26. Justin Beiber’s Monkey
  27. Magic Mom Spit
  28. Mancandiness
  29. Manly Firmness
  30. Meat Facial
  31. Meatcandy
  32. Medication Situation
  33. Namaste Blah Blah Blah
  34. NATO Potato
  35. Not B, but b
  36. Pagan and Backwards
  37. Pansy-Ass Hail
  38. Parade of Mysteries
  39. Partying in a Mortuary
  40. Peasant of Plot
  41. Phantom Buzz
  42. Pieces of Foot
  43. Pig Station
  44. Porn of Absurdity
  45. Pretentious Facial Hair
  46. Pun Locker
  47. Purse Never Listens
  48. Quarter-Hearted
  49. Radial Obedience
  50. Reckless Eater
  51. Reluctangly
  1. Richard Nixon’s Taint
  2. Rocking the Hobo
  3. Rooster Virgin
  4. Russian Hedgehog
  5. Sacrificial Potato
  6. Sad Bacon
  7. Sausage Snob
  8. See Pi Tha
  9. Series One Ladle
  10. Shrinkled
  11. Sincerity of Cats
  12. Smoky Phlegm
  13. Smothering Love Manifesto
  14. Smelling to Music
  15. Spilm Feed
  16. Steampunk Emergency
  17. Strengthen Your Thumbs
  18. Striving Kills
  19. Stuff and People
  20. Stunt Bride
  21. SugarDirt
  22. Surprise Cantaloupe
  23. Surprise Uncle
  24. Susceptible to Gravity
  25. Swing Odd
  26. Tastes Like Thumb
  27. Teeny-weeny Giant
  28. Tell Me My Tell
  29. Tepid Meatballs
  30. The Begrudgingly Shout
  31. The Nosesigh
  32. The Original Dan
  33. The Watermelon People
  34. The Whimsicles
  35. Tiny Space Sweat
  36. Tirade on the Stairs
  37. Tooty Soups
  38. Trafficking Mayonnaise
  39. Uncomfortable Synonyms
  40. Unnecessarily Enthusiastic
  41. Vague Respect
  42. Wafflehands
  43. Wedding Pudding
  44. Weird Sugar
  45. Wet Specimens
  46. Yeah That’s Yeah That’s Yeah
  47. Your Hobo
  48. You’re Dumb and I’m Sleepy
  49. YouWeGo
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